目次

Chapter 1: Introduction.- Chapter 2: The Solar System - A Sexy Musical Pool Game?.- Chapter 3: The Sun - Hollow, Cold and Inhabited.- Chapter 4: The Planet Vulcan Comes and Goes.- Chapter 5: Mercury - Blunders or Fakery?.- Chapter 6: Venus - Its Canals and Inhabitants.- Chapter 7: Earth - Flat, Hollow or Inside Out?.- Chapter 8: Our Moon - Inhabited, Small and Icy.- Chapter 9: Mars - Inhabited and Threatening.- Chapter 10: The Asteroids - Home of Princess Moon Owl.- Chapter 11: Jupiter - Hemp, Seamen and a Star is Born.- Chapter 12: Saturn - Home of the Solar System's Emperor.- Chapter 13: Uranus - UFO Headquarters?.- Chapter 14: Neptune - An Incestuous Scandal.- Chapter 15: Comets as Portents of Doom.- Chapter 16: Encounters with Meteorites.- Chapter 17: Waacky Stars and Galaxies.- Chapter 18: It's Turtles All the Way Down!.- Chapter 19: Astrology - Is It Really All in the Stars?.- Chapter 20: Dodging Flying Crockery.- Index.